Fergie’s Pub
Congratulations to Patty and Fergie’s Pub for winning Philadelphia Magazine’s Best of Philly TRIVIA NIGHT! Check out the video below - you can skip to 3:40 for Quizo:
Here’s a brief note from Patty:
When Pat Hines, the deity who created Quizo, announced he was moving to Ireland last August, his drunk friend Patty Piascik burst into tears. In an attempt to distract her from her grief, Pat offered to let her take over the guest-hosting at Fergie’s. (This was also in response to her teammates imploring him to do something to get her away from their table.) In true childless spinster fashion, Patty began bribing people to play with free candy. Pat continues to pimp for her, as well as for many other worthy guest-hosts in the region. Despite the fact that people have not yet begun to throw things at Piascik, all of us who know & love Quizo agree: Pat Hines needs to get his fine ass back to the states.
Info.:
1214 Sansom St.
Philadelphia PA
Tel.: 215-928-8118
Open:
11 am to 2 am Mon. through Sat.
5 pm to 2 am Sun.
Quizo Tuesdays and Thursdays 9:00 pm to 10:30 pm with Patty Piascik.
1st: Tappan Zee's Nuts
2nd: I Smurfed Smurfette in the Smurf hole
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1st: When it absolutely has to get there, add white powder
2nd: Buffalo Theory
9 Photos
1st: All Coreys go to Heaven
2nd: My sump pump failed with my pants around my ankles
7 Photos
1st: Beer Raid Jihad
2nd: We are 42 & very hairy
9 Photos
1st: Belbase Bermajo Baby Brigade
2nd: Whales don't kill people, KILLER whales kill people
6 Photos
1st: Heartless heart attack Jihad
2nd: I'm a dirty pirate hooker
9 Photos
1st: The Nation of Quizlam
2nd: Double McTwist 1260
14 Photos
1st: Crazy Pregnant Strength
2nd: Cameron on Top
11 Photos
1st: You blow, I'll plow
2nd: Bill Clinton, I feel your (chest) pain
8 Photos
1st: Snow MG
2nd: There's no I in Quizo
6 Photos
1st: Team Discovery Channel
2nd: Nation of Quizlam
7 Photos
1st: Bonanza Jihad
2nd: You had a nice little soiree, but you lost the Quizo vote
2 Photos
1st: The Nation of Quizlam
2nd: Tiger Woods hired me to find his balls
14 Photos
1st: Team Wolf
2nd: My sister's gonna kill me
13 Photos
1st: Algebra is Hard
2nd: Finally, a reason to go to Camden
11 Photos
1st: Children are assholes.edu
2nd: 501 C 3
15 Photos
1st: To Helen: A Handbasket
2nd: LOST
2 Photos
1st: Clueless 2: Lifeless
2nd: I waited for Quizo with my pants around my ankles
13 Photos
1st: Leave the gun; take the cannolis
2nd: Pubic Health All Stars
2 Photos
1st: Oral Majority Jihad
2nd: Happy Halladays
5 Photos
1st: I slept with Tiger Woods, too
2nd: 18 Holes, 1 Club
10 Photos
1st: Teletubbie United
2nd: Guitar for Dummies
10 Photos
1st: Who's playing for 2nd?
2nd: Clearance Rack
15 Photos
1st: We are great moments in Dominican sports history
2nd: My couch pulls out, but I don't
13 Photos
1st: What's the Quiche du Jour?
2nd: We're dating MoNique with our pants around our ankles
8 Photos
1st: Smile like a doughnut
2nd: Fat kids are harder to kidnap
12 Photos
1st: Tetetubbie Jihad
2nd: We love dirty connections
6 Photos
1st: Sweatpants Boner Rama
2nd: 501-C-3
6 Photos
1st: James Joyce DeWitt
2nd: Tonight we're only 8, or we're looking for freedom from 3rd place
12 Photos
1st: The bus that never came
2nd: Tulips on my organ
8 Photos
1st: I wish Sammy Sosa was a Yankee we could kick his ass, too
2nd: Pedro denies he's related to A-Rod
7 Photos
1st: Chug a chug a Chooch Chooch
2nd: My couch pulls out, but I don't
8 Photos
1st: We're watching the Phillies win with our pants around our ankles
2nd: The team that must not be named Jihad
5 Photos
1st: The Scarlet Letterman
2nd: Buffalo Theory
12 Photos
1st: Bastard grandson of a millworker
2nd: Bang the nun slowly
2 Photos
1st: Not Going Rogue (41)
2nd: Chris Hansen is a cock block (39)
15 Photos
1st: Fuck Roman Polanksi (44)
2nd: If justice takes 30 years, I'll Rufi a 13-year-old right now (40)
6 Photos
1st: I can finally dance better than Patrick Swayze (47)
2nd: Rough Justice (44)
5 Photos
1st: Nobody puts Patrick Swayze in the ground
2nd: 501 (c)(3)
7 Photos
1st: We listenend to Barack & Specter with our pants around our ankles (44)
2nd: Marilyn Monroe did me not because she was easy, but because I was hard (43)
9 Photos
1st: Rough Justice (41)
2nd: The Kooky Spooks (38)
3 Photos
1st: Bang the Nun Slowly (47)
2nd: Free Beer (44)
3 Photos
1st: Hannah Montana/Kitty Pryde Monkey Death Match Jihad (46)
2nd: We're waiting for a swine flu shot with our pants around our ankles (45)
4 Photos
1st: It's the end of an ehh-ruh
2nd: Sometimes it is a tumah
5 Photos
1st: I'm smaahht, I can do things
2nd: There's no I in Quizo
9 Photos
Dollar Store Condoms (48)
Buffalo Theory (47)
7 Photos
1st: Quizo is my slave name (42)
2nd: More Quizo Les Paul (41)
5 Photos
1st: Michael Vick sentenced to The Eagles (43)
2nd: Michael Vick does Philly doggy style (35)
7 Photos
1st: That's No Moon, it's a Death Panel (48)
2nd: Betty Draper's Washing Machine (40)
8 Photos
1st: The Danny Eshtiaghpour Experience (48)
2nd: No more yankee my wankee (47)
6 Photos
1st: We hate wet toilet paper with our pants around our ankles (43)
2nd: I need a solar powered trash can like I need a solar powered flashlight (42)
9 Photos
1st: Revise and re-submit
2nd: Apparently you need tits to win Best Quizo
5 Photos
1st: The Final Blitz (48)
2nd: The pig pen is mightier than the pork sword (46)
13 Photos
1st: The birthers with forceps
2nd: Come from behind
8 Photos
1st: I changed Adrian's tire with my pants ABOVE my ankles
2nd: Inadvertent Arousal
6 Photos
1st: Too modest to prove you wrong: Pedro has 10 inches to spare (45)
2nd: Mr. Ed was a zebra
6 Photos
1st: I need a mistress like I need a hole in the head
2nd: Buffalo Theory
2 Photos
1st: Steve McNair's mistress in the shotgun formation
2nd: There's no I in Quizo
2 Photos
1st: Mrs. Slocombe's Pussy (48)
2nd: Buffalo Theory (46)
2 Photos
1st: Blanket, Bubbles, Webster, Jesus Juice (45 pts)
2nd: Demer All Stars (41 pts)
5 Photos
1st: His heart stopped when it had enough
2nd: The Jackson 4
6 Photos
1st: Better read than Ed
2nd: I'm surviving swine flu in South Philly with my pants around my ankles
4 Photos
1st: Buffalo Theory
2nd: The hanging Ahmadina chads
2 Photos
1st: I was the best basketball player at computer camp
2nd: Ask me about my hangover tomorrow
1 Photos
The Return of the Quizmaster: Pat Hines!
8 Photos
1st: We're going to Harrisburg to demand health reform with our pants around our ankles
2nd: Spirit-fingering our way to greatness
2 Photos
1st: Done Fu
2nd: World's first analrapists
4 Photos
1st: Famous Chinamen for $200
2nd: Doin' it at the top of the Eiffel Tower
6 Photos
1st: Paul's joining the Navy as a sexual warfare officer
2nd: There's no I in Quizo
2 Photos
1st: Fresh set of eyes
2nd: Buffalo Theory
8 Photos
1st: The F.O.P. (friends of Patty)
2nd: James Joyce DeWitt
6 Photos
1st: Talk About Bum Cakes
2nd: James Joyce DeWitt
2 Photos
1st: All Our Nerds are at Friggin' Star Trek
2nd: She's so smart, her tramp stamp is a sudoku puzzle
2 Photos
1st: Bristol Palin Abstinence Tour
2nd: Smell the Glove
2 Photos
1st: Zapatistas
2nd: Drunken Irish Lullabies
2 Photos
1st: From Golden Girl to moldin' girl
2nd: Cat-pocalypse Now
1 Photos
1st: Who'da thought Arlen Specter swung both ways?
2nd: I just got back from Mexico, wanna make out?
2 Photos
1st: Nattering Nabobs
2nd: 4 Men With No Dignity
2 Photos
1st: Nick Adenheart now REALLY pitching for the Angels (51)
2nd: She's so smart, her tramp stamp is the periodic table (46)
(If the scores seem unusually high, it's because the Bonus Round was worth 20 points instead of the usual 10)
2 Photos
1st: Pedro's Reign of Error (44)
2nd: Buffalo Theory (41)
2 Photos
1st: I Went to Portugal to get my colon cleansed, and I feel great
2nd: Sham Wow, you're a hooker?
2 Photos
1st: Tenth Avenue Teabag
2nd: Tenesmus
2 Photos
1st: With 14 You Get Eggroll
2nd: Spongebob Crotchless Pants
2 Photos